His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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