Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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