dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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