I want to stick my p in your. b.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
