Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
ok first of all what the fuck
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