Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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