I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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