Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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