i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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