all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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