its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
what the fuck happened to the tacos
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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