idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just googled if crying burns calories
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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