i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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