I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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