Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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