I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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