Duck Duck Cougar?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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