The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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