i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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