Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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