We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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