At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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