The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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