fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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