She is in my trunk
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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