You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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