And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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