Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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