You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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