We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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