My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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