8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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