great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The air was thick with penises
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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