How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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