I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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