i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Randomize
