ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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