your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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