What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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