NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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