boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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