HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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