No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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