i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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