Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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