I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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