Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Bring me that man meat
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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