She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You've changed since you got that strap on
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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