Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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