That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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