Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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