I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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