So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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